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Nicky, 16. I have too much homework to find other words that describe me.





methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot


strawberryfemme:

Viciously destroy the idea that bullying is a normal part of growing up.


icecreamsmiles:

an apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough


dumplingdean:

based on this prompt (x)

5

He is five years old.

His mother stands next to him, holding on to his hand tightly. He’s not sure where he is or what he’s doing in the middle of the woods, but there are a lot of people here so he doesn’t feel scared or alone. Around him…


  • me: man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever
  • me exactly one hour later: oh my god no

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.


jennaanne01:

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

FINALLY. WATCH THIS EVERYONE.


  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

madcarnival:

hyper-homo:

missmescalin:

twilighttowerphotography:

To be Silent or not to be! - Kurloz MakaraOne of the first Pictures i did on the LBM XD Fucking AWEASOME Cosplayer: Hamlet!Kurloz

Du scheißcooles Stück. HAMMER!!

das me. me it is qvq

yessssss

madcarnival:

hyper-homo:

missmescalin:

twilighttowerphotography:

To be Silent or not to be! - Kurloz Makara

One of the first Pictures i did on the LBM XD
Fucking AWEASOME Cosplayer:
Hamlet!Kurloz

Du scheißcooles Stück. HAMMER!!

das me. me it is qvq

yessssss


gonedemonhunting:

I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them. 
We are all Ikea.

(Source: burymewithcomics)