who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
Viciously destroy the idea that bullying is a normal part of growing up.
an apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
based on this prompt (x)
He is five years old.
His mother stands next to him, holding on to his hand tightly. He’s not sure where he is or what he’s doing in the middle of the woods, but there are a lot of people here so he doesn’t feel scared or alone. Around him…
I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.